.. because I need to start my day being told Im despicable ..

Dear Samantha,

Here is your AstroSlam for Monday, March 23:

For someone whose scale is constantly swaying, it's a surprisingly thin line between generosity and stinginess. Even when you're being nice, your inherent greed is finding a way to benefit. Despicable.

Even when you're being nice, your inherent greed is finding a way to benefit.

But you said "inherent" .. INHERENT .. and youre holding that against me?

IN-HAIR-ANT.

Whatever.