Daughter: "Mom, when is easter?" -- Me "LaLaLa I cant HEAR YOU!"

When I was like five or six, I woke up on easter and blah blah blah easter baskets and chocolate before church .. blah blah blah .. I ended up throwing up VIOLENTLY (Im sure it was violent vomit, not your average vomit) .. blah blah blah ..

Im now 32 years old and to this day I can NOT eat chocolate in the shape of a bunny or an egg .. and the smell of easter grass makes me turn every shade of an easter egg.

True story.